In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
Ticket checker: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
Ticket checker: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
Ticket checker: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Saint: I don't have.
Ticket checker: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
Ticket checker: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
Ticket checker: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.